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Oh, brother! When I arrived he was already at the table, but as I sat down opposite him, I instantly recognised him He hadn’t used his real name on the website and had an ‘artsy’ picture that didn’t look like him at all. We laughed about it, but the date was really awkward and all I could think about was how he used to run around naked as a little boy!

Mixed messages “I’d been flirting with the new guy at work for weeks. Things were heating up and one evening I emailed him some saucy pictures of me in a bikini on holiday. At the same time I was writing an email for a job application, but it was late so I rushed both. The next day at work, my crush seemed a bit weird with me. I didn’t understand until I got home and realised that I’d sent the employer a sexy message with pictures of me posing by the pool, and sent my crush my CV!

Luckily he laughed it off, but funnily enough I didn’t get the job Daddy’s girl “Sick of going out with younger guys, I started looking for older men on a dating website. Being open-minded, I put my desired age range as ”. As I was trawling through, my body froze.